A stray onion ring in your order of fries beats an order of onion rings.  I don’t know why.

I bet each of the customers affected will enjoy their $1.09 share of the settlement.

No, but 12-point Allen key metric sockets are. Or certainly were in 1978.

Except I assume the world is going to burn into the ground.  No way we make it 20 more years without a massive sea level rise when some glaciar the size of rhode island breaks off in Antarctica.  Conservatives in the US might be climate change deniers...but that doesnt change the fact that it is happening.  

These run high 13s stock, and with the 3.73 gear they’ll go high 12s/low 13s with good tires.

Finally, some good news.

There seems to be only one market for these. Divorced female real estate agents in their mid-50's.

“defends the car’s $11,995 price tag by claiming it will be worth “3-5K more” in a couple of years as wagon prices are taking off”

Or, you know, install the masts after the ship is out from under the bridge.

Robert Aaron Glenn, you are a human scumbag and the world would be a better place without you.

I used to ride thousands of miles a year and now I rarely ride on the road at all.  Cellphones, talk radio, and just irrational hatred are too much to bear - I’m not risking my life because some jackass read on 4chan that all cyclists are communists.  And the ones who aren't actively trying to hit you, a substantial…

This is why I absolutely refuse to ride on the street at all any more and ride exclusively on bike paths. I firmly believe that a good 15-20% of the population has gone completely unhinged insane. 

“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

Maybe Lincoln was on to something.

Does any other OCD grammar freak hate seeing "grill" (cooking device) when "grille" is the fascia of a vehicle? It's like "loose" when "lose" is correct to me.

The E36 was a great car when new, I had two of them, but even accounting for the whole rare in America thing no S.O.H.C. 4 pot E36 is worth $12,000 especially with 160,000 miles on the clock. ND.

Um... the bluetooth volume thing - I have that same era Porsche. Turn the volume up on your phone, not the radio, until the phone’s level is max. Problem solved.

Piquet has a history of.... stuff.  And anyone who would use the word ‘coon’ in a sentence, while attempting to justify it, should immediately be introspective.

He’s just pissy that when people think of great drivers, Piquet almost never makes top 10.