Today in AVC's acerbic War on Sugar, Pleasure…

Must have dug through the bottom and did a loop into the bottom of another barrel.

It's easier to play it Method when you've been living it for a decade or more.

You have 12 months which divide equally into four three times, why would one section contain six?

It's a clarion call to the cryptonazi middle classes and a dire warning to anyone else below that line.

Death doesn't end with the passing of a year sadly, it will come and take us all including our best and brightest from yesteryear.

Because of the tears thing? It's a risk we'll have to take.

Could mean upto May, who can say?

So Interdimensional Cable would have you believe, actually it's one of the more rigorously scripted episodes.

Huh, four more than the last two… guess we're paying for that excess now.

I'm fine with rationing it, 10 weeks goes by real quick.

They never gave us a date, just some nebulous "sometime in 2017" estimate I thought.

They are at Venture Bros. proportions, at least for this season gap.

He has until April, he'd better not mess this up or I'll shoot him in the gut myself.

"They just keep giving me work!"

Alex Hirsch looks upon your delays and scoffs.

Well, the true headline is "Dan Harmon doesn't know when Rick and Morty will return, throws self before baying audience in tears" but it's not snappy.

"Freedom for everyone but those I hate" is pretty much the cornerstone of belief for the common neonazi punk on the internet, their version of conservative libertarianism.

RIGGED!

Oh god, I just thought of him trying to tell me a campfire story with a flashlight under his chin…