Cyberspace Administration? Nothing sinister sounding about that department.

Making it real hard to actually go back and try out Chapelle's Show, Dave. Don't do this to me.

Yeah, it's not some zero sum game of who has it hardest and everyone else is considered to have no problems whatsoever by comparison. It's all fucked up and all of it should be a big fucking deal to you.

"Dear Rotten Tomatoes, you rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof.

XENU!! Oh buddy, us clams have been lost without your steady guiding will.

I don't need to know more than "loudmouth with a private account" to know if to block someone. Takes something to harass Xander too.

Gotta make a dollar somehow and actual journalism ain't free.

They're wearing science blue.

Nothing matters, everything is broken, let's just do nothing.

It does have that sophist tone of superiority for not being blinded. More woke than you before being woke was a thing.

I'm not talking about a scarecrow with broomstick arms.

Do you worry when the skull head is in front of you or is it worse because it's always waiting where your eyes don't go?

Yeah, he didn't piss in the punchbowl but you don't pat the guy on the back who's doing most of the pissing.

We also had a version of Pop-Up Video for a while in the late 90s that aired on Channel 4.

Thank you for coming to my reference rescue, Wafflicious!

Wha? What's one measly vote gonna do?

Oh, okay, just "often correctly" sounded like we also thought they were cool.

King rat bones?

Probably not, just that good ol' AVC snark liberally applied in places it needn't be because your precious childhood or whatever.

Trump has cool crimes?