God bless Jose Andres.

I’m kinda hoping there’s a Game 5 now

I think the thing most folks are missing in the analysis of this is that professional sports are the haven of faux Christian cavemen who likely retreated to their caves to wonder aloud “why are there women in the fucking locker room anyway.”

Literally the only excuse for the Astros’ initial official reaction is…

Chris, next time you’re beating yourself up about a typo or some such goof, I want you to remember what I say now:

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

The delicious irony is now that Taubman is himself, in baseball terms, an undervalued asset, no other team will hire him because they’re supposedly bad at analytics (which apparently just means being willing to overlook the fact that he’s a complete asshole).

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I don’t comment online

The important thing is that Boomers are the ones to blame. Always and forever.

+하나

*Sigh*

Bumble at 2:20am...don’t take these days for granted.

How do you poop in public rest rooms?

1998 - Don’t get in stranger’s cars, don’t meet people from the internet

(conservative destroys Keurig)

I know they think they’re getting back at “liberals”, but, in the first place, an incredibly costly and inefficient machine that serves only one person and creates almost as much waste as coffee is just about the most “conservative” thing in the world.

Ironically, Keurig was founded in 1992, which makes it far too old to get Roy Moore’s attention.

Judging from the last time she made a list, there might not be any room for apologies: