Does anyone on Twitter actually want to be there?

Someone’s never been to a Marlins game

Damn. Scherzer brought some Detroit Lions juju with him from the Motor City.

You wrote “rationally” when you actually meant “like a sociopath.”

You HOPE we get 60 more years. At this point I’m buying toilet paper one roll at a time.

Who knew a member of a political party made up of rich assholes bought & paid for by big corporations, and beholden to nobody because their constituents are rock-stupid suckers who spent 8 years pissed off that a black guy was president would lie on national television about how his medical bill will fuck over most…

News...papers?

“Cunting slagheap”