I usually reserve this space for comments with comedic value (hopefully). However, this is not one of those moments. Well said, Mr. Hawkins. +1

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

If it was any other quarterback, people would say he was trolling. But when Andrew Luck does it he's just being true to himself.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

White boards and wood sticking out of the ground really get in the way of the white hill and wood sticking out of the ground.

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

They'll ruin your fucking life. Give you that WWI death.

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

The ball got between their amazing high-five.

Thanks, wouldn't have gotten that otherwise....

Another Floridian, Michael Irvin, also had a great time the first time encountering snow, and he hardly "got sick of it soon."

So, I honestly think the Jets are the team most likely to go after him. I also think it'd be a terrible, terrible marriage for everyone. Which means it'll probably happen.

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"

Well, this is awkward

It's not the first time dummy text has made it through the copy editing process

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

That appears to be an aggressively sawed-off shotgun, possibly open at the breech or just at a weird angle in the picture. It is not a piratical flintlock pistol, although I now wish it was.