I hope this movie gets Twilight Zoned and shut down.

Republicans are inherently bitchy.

I never saw this one. Worth the blind buy? I’m a fan of sleazy horror movies.

Love her in Child’s Play, wish she made it back to the sequels. She met her husband Kevin Yagher on the set, he was the special effects coordinator and creator of Chucky. He worked on the sequels and she would bring him lunch to the set, which must have been a bigger burn because she was no longer starring in any of…

My dad was arguing with me today with the fact that sure he may have misused his campaign funds, but at least he wasn’t holding public office when he was doing so. He also doesn’t find it necessary for a trust to be put into place for Trump’s businesses. They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but shit, my…

I wear crocs everywhere. Go fuck yourselves.

Hey, it’s New York. You don’t bother me, I won’t bother you. It’s the reason Kitty Genovese was murdered in front of her apartment complex and no one bothered to help her. No apathy. You wonder why we have Donald Trump running for president? Do you wonder why a UFO doesn’t just stop down to say hello?

This book?

I love how he reuses his father’s Rosie O’Donnell jokes. The spoons may not have made Rosie fat, but cigars will almost certainly fuck with your body. Smoke up Cunt J. Face Jr.

Would it have been better if the tattoos were just on a clear plastic that went over the skin? It would be politically correct (which I don’t mean as a bad thing) but it would be very sticky and hot.

Many times I’ve waked into a bar. It really makes you think.

I like the Wonder Boys more

Ahhhh, he’s such a cunt.

To be fair, Trump is a vagina on period forever.

I saw this on the cover of some shitty magazine at the walmart checkout today. Christ, they’re fast.

Ted Cruz’s dad was involved in JFK assassination, thus far.

My friends over at a Dylan messaging board have started this poll. I’ll repost it here for you.

Bill Cosby?

I hope Trump doesn’t send his investigators to solve this one. They worked on Obama’s birth certificate for four years only to discover he was born in the USA.

Where’s the sex?