I don’t know how history flipped itself. Businessmen are not good men, don’t you remember fucking cartoons?

Man, I haven’t gotten my schlong worked like that in a long time.

I think even after Trump is dead there will be conspiracists stating that he isn’t really dead, he just didn’t want to deal with the liberals anymore. He’s healthier than an ox, he’ll live to 130.

Yes, but how is his stamina in bed?

Why is it that every day Donald Trump seems like a less cuddly Ben Healy

NO MULAN!

Send him a poisonous cake and all the munchkins of north korea can sing their praises that the wicked witch of the north is dead.

I’ve been abstaining since I discovered them a few weeks ago, but I have to go.

I’m a guy, so I don’t know, but I figure if it looks like it’d be uncomfortable on me, it’d be uncomfortable on you.

A few PP around here see men. I am going to have to go to get a peace of mind.

I’m just neurotic and reading symptoms doesn’t help.

How do I tell my doc I’ve slept with numerous questionable people under the influence of alcohol? I always managed to wrap it up, but that doesn’t stop me from thinking I have some incurable disease.

His secret plan to defeat ISIS must reside with my secret girlfriend in Canada.

How did they get the DeLorean over?

To say that Bob wouldn’t be with anyone less than attractive may be correct most of the time, however, I happen to feel his one true love may be Mavis Staples...not conventionally attractive, but she’s hot to Bob. And she’s hot to me.

I first heard Dylan at a summer camp I was working at in 2008. I was so much older than, I’m younger than that now. It was a kid playing Talkin’ World War III blues on guitar and harmonica, said he wrote it himself. I thought it was the best thing I ever heard. I vowed when I got home that I would learn guitar and…

They’d probably call it Rabbi-Watch

I own a Fiio X1 that I picked up for $60. It plays every audio file known to man and takes micro SD cards. I would have liked to have gotten an X5, which takes two cards, but hey, it works for what I need right now. I discovered it after going through a PONO from kickstarter. The Fiio has better battery life and it’s…

The office next door to mine used to bring a dog and sometimes when I was hungover I would shrug my shoulders at him and I swear he knew what I meant.

There used to be a site that had a gif of Michael Knight pressing a “Blow Me” button and the next shot was him in euphoria, but I can’t find it anymore. Man, those 90's were great.