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I think dementia is hilarious. Anything could be funny in the right context. Imagine Donald Trump with dementia...and never knowing the difference.

I wonder what Kevin Smith has to say.

Is this a good time to bring up that DeNiro never comes off engaged in interviews? This may be the first time he had something unique to say, granted, biased and inaccurate, but unique.

So Ted doesn’t like things being sold in his likeness?

This story has the substance and weight of a Lifetime TV movie. I would love to see how those pictures turned out.

Don’t we all know that she ended up having Donald’s breasts?

Fuck, I come from NY. You know what we do when the pizza is hot? You fucking take it like a man. You eat that hot pizza and let the scolding hot cheese burn the roof of your mouth, because you’re an American!

Trump is dumb, but Ben Carson is dumber.

And I love how she was dating Kevin Federline after her marriage fell apart. He wasn’t Federline, but his trashiness was the same.

I love these stupid fucks who are against socialism and fascism. We want the government off our backs. Yet, abortion doesn’t fit into this. We don’t want you doing this. And if you don’t like it, we’re going to throw you in jail.

I despise Jennifer Lopez. It all stems back to a 2000ish episode of American Idol where she stated that she “Never heard of Ryan Adams, and I know music.” Maybe if she looked to Mandy Moore, Adams’s fucking wife at the time. She was great in Selena though. I would probably fuck her if the opportunity arose, but hey,…

Who wins, the last one left or the last one to be killed? It’s like a horror movie.

I knew a guy that bought up a bunch of the same scarfs and sold them for a cost at rest stops across America. He made a killing from tourists. Everyone wanted a Princess Diana scarf.

I remember being 10 and buying a label maker for 50 something dollars. I think I threw it out, it wasn’t practical at all. Now I’m 20 something and it’s 10 dollars.

I remember being 10 and buying a label maker for 50 something dollars. I think I threw it out, it wasn’t practical…

RIP Sean Astin’s mom!

I read some of this article before I got bored with it. It’s well written, but I just don’t care.

I like Lovitz and while I don’t care to see his old wrinkly hands on this young lady’s leg, good for them! I wish more people hired him for serious roles. The Critic, Casino Jack, Happiness, and that episode of Tales from the Crypt are examples of Lovitz’s range as an actor. And City Slickers II is one of my all time…

I’m very saddened by this.

This oughta make the whole enterprise look better in a certain kind of light. I can see the headline now, “Gawker Helps Solve Crime, Yet Still Responsible for Posting Sex Tape of a Man Who Never Grew Up.”