I can’t imagine why this outspoken conservative has acted so irrational...

I thought I read, “He happened to find a nipple in his mouth...” then I realized that’s just Donald fumbling his way through sex.

Like any solicitor of prostitutes knows, you got it right the second time.

Of course we’re all individuals, but scientifically I hope this is right.

Debbie Allen and Kim Davis sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

It’s West Virginia, are you fucking surprised?

I saw this little nugget dropped from heaven this morning. You’d think since Donald is on such good terms with God that he would have brought this to attention before it was even conceived.

My only concern is that LeBlanc may be a little too dry. He’s the lovable goofy guy on Friends, but I have a feeling his real life personality is more low key than this judging by his recent show Episodes and the Late Night appearances he made. He seems to dig everything that Top Gear stands for so maybe that’ll pep…

I was young when the first case hit, but I always remember watching the E! True Hollywood Story special about it. It never got better than that. I can’t wait to see this shit show.

Even Jimmy Stewart, the everyman, wore a fucking tailored suit.

I agree about the cat, but that lady was ridiculous. She probably thought Avery was the zodiac killer as well.

How can I watch anonymously?

If the date on a milk carton has expired, but the milk still smells good, do you throw it out? Do you even drink milk? What kind of American are you? These are the tough questions Donald Trump is avoiding, by skipping out on tonight’s Republican Debate.

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Ken just seems like a big old queen now

The Trump Palin interview was my favorite comedy of 2015.

Did Ben Affleck’s family own them?

Only the good die young

Glenn Frey and Don Henley are both pricks. I love The Eagles, but take it easy on the tributes. History books put a saint in every dream.

Look he’s wearing jeans, just like us!