I’d love see trump get hit by a train, do you have that one?

So I can bite a cop, live in my house for 15 years and have the charges dropped? YEE HAW! Hell, I might even meet Chuck Norris!

She: “Are you pulling out?”

I feel like Melanie Griffith always plays a prostitute.

Damn right, this guy has lost all his credibility in my eyes. What the fuck is going in Manitowoc, Wisconsin?

Can we just have a recreation of the film Welcome to Mooseport and have Samuel L. Jackson and Trump play a round of golf to win the presidency and the lady? I’d vote for that.

“I hate douchebag new-age parents who listen to Steely Dan and drive Volvos, they’re the kind of people you want take into the woods and disembowel with a wooden spoon.” - George Carlin

Durst was charged with mutilation of a body and not murder because they couldn’t find his goddamn head

Oh, I meant Bill.

Or God forbid Clinton!

I rented this movie on vudu the other night. It’s a minor Polanski work after his exile. It introduced the world to Emmanuelle Seigner. I probably wouldn’t watch it again though.

My last dmv mandated class is today. I should have my full license back in a week or so. It’s been a long 6 months, but I’ve been damn lucky. I certainly won’t do it again. Cabs are my friend now.

My last dmv mandated class is today. I should have my full license back in a week or so. It’s been a long 6 months,…

I definitely need one. It would have saved me $5,000 this year.

I definitely need one. It would have saved me $5,000 this year.

One of his tweets survived in the google description, “More like Pill Cosby.” Real nice, coming from this role model.

And some people in America think we should have a policy of KEEP ALL THE CHILDREN

“We’re going to blow America in the bag!” - Donald Trump

Is it me, or does Trump use a lot of sexual phrases?

People call Jimmy Fallon’s bits stupid, but how great is this?

I don’t understand this. She seems sweet, is she dumb?