Louis CK wants his bit back.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Seriously, I have a feeling that guy has a more interesting life story than “I was a security guard the whole time.” Toughest motherfucker on the field.

What I was going to say, how’s your pain tolerance, dude? That was awesome!

Was thinking the same thing. I would have been writhing on the ground. What a hardass.

That's a lot of words just to tell everyone you do Ironmans.

Cary is an idiot. Who the fuck would pay $9 for a bud light?

That was maybe my favorite reader submission for WYTS of all-time, probably because it sounds a lot like a few similar personal incidents.

I dunno depends on what part of Canada he was in... if he was in Nova Scotia/the maritimes he might have been better off watching the game.

That discussion of the abortive Tindr date was just depressing. I’m a Niners fan, and I think that man needs to sort his priorities out.

Cary:

chyeah this comment posted a lot

Well now you can watch it and not just think about it :-)

get out

With him missing, the remaining team is dog food.

I know that was meant to show how offensive the women’s night promotions are, but jokes on her, that class sounds awesome. Boob jokes and wings?

The Cardinals’ pen is pretty bad, too.

Oh god. So very, very white.

Tenacious d taught me that c*ck pushups were the only exercise i need.

Jose Fernandez continues to be one of the most delightful baseball players in the game right now.