Man, dank is a chill as heck word.

Off your meds today? You REALLY care about how you “look” that much? If anything is ‘fucking pathetic’ it’s you and your shitty opinions. I know it’s hard to imagine, but some people actually have fun. Must suck living your hate-filled life.

Say that in the 5th row sitting even with the first base bag. Balls in that area can come hit at 110 mph+, I bring my glove because I can save my own life as well as others around me if it happens to be hit right at us. When I sit far enough to get out of the way easily I don’t worry about bringing a glove, but I’m…

And a reply for the twist ending. Big fan. +1

Usually just your tongue

What silverware do you use? Is a fork an effective chili conveyor? Do you need a fork AND a spoon to eat this? I have so many questions...

Man you guys will never fucking stop

Ugh. A fucking lazy-ass Anchorman reference?

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

I love peanut butter. It’s good.

I think if I spent thousands of hours making a game, I’d code it so every NPC the illegal downloader passed flipped change at my character (even bosses), while they muttered things like “poor guy”, “here, buy yourself something to eat”, “sorry you are so hard up, don’t worry, things will probably pick up for you in…

Reds have a 1.5 game lead over the Cardinals!

Bad opinion.

go to jezebel

If you were extremely retro-cool, instead of just extremely cool, you would believe only two teams should play on Opening Day, and the only game should be in the middle of the day in, the middle of the week, on green grass in Cincinnati.

I think this is more a comment on how the "rich seats" at Yankee Stadium are routinely vacant, but go ahead and project whatever you want.

a... RIM shot????

I wish people who stop using “trolling” in place of “lying” or “being an asshole”.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

Was wondering how long it might take to make this a racial outrage.