I don’t have another suggestion. I think with the amount of things you carry, cargo shorts is perfectly acceptable.

This makes sense to me. Acceptable answer for sure.

First, my thighs don’t really show all that much when I’m sitting down. And second, even if yours did, I don’t care. Why should anyone? If I’m comfortable in my shorts, then so what if you do see my thighs?

I don’t see where the longer has any kind of functional advantage, but my plain shorts are adequately long and have ample pocket space.

It’s amazing to me that people, Drew included, will say “I have to carry all this stuff! Keys, wallet, phone, etc.” What the fuck is the “etc.”? What else do you need? A pocket knife can fit in the same pocket as something else, that’s about it.

For what?

So you’re putting on the act, which is fine. So just in case, can I message you again after the next articles are published, that way you’ll be out of character? I’m just curious about your motive here.

I get entertainment, but it’s got to be a little taxing putting on the front for so long.

It’s more, we all know that you’re only pretending that you don’t know he’s going to write about all 32 teams. Why pretend? I’m not saying that you are stupid, I’m saying you’re pretending to be stupid.

My question to you is, why do you pretend to be this stupid? What benefit does this give you?

Boy, right out of the gate with idiocy.

I mean...if you put a parade in the middle of the street in GTA...I’m gonna want to drive a truck through it. Can there be a mod that’s also just a regular parade, so I don’t feel like the alternative routes I take as the new city bus driver don’t feel like I’m making a political statement I don’t agree with?

That’s supremely accurate. I hate how some announcers feel like they have to run their catchphrases at every possible moment. Looking at you, Hawk.

Oh that’s good news to me then. I watched it in a restaurant that had volume dedicated to something else, so I couldn’t hear any annoying schtick.

Wait how do you power level your character? Just walking around right? Or is there another way?

Went to a gym located at an ice cream shop near me last night. One guy saw me just looking at my phone without any frozen treats and (correctly) assumed I was playing Pokemon.

Say all you want about veggie burgers with ingredients you’ll never use again, but I swear by this recipe. It was fucking divine, and I used up the rest of my ingredients no problem in other dishes.

Princess Diana for me, I think. I was 6 or 7 years old.

I scored a 39, mostly because I agreed with the media stuff and that athletes are pressured to use PEDs. But I’m no athlete.

Why is the parent of my second cousin my first cousin once removed?

Call me crazy, but I don’t think I would have put one of the tallest children in the back.