We have the actual post The Office show, Abbott Elementary. Quinta has quite a few of the former Office producers, directors and writers working on Abbott.

Like I’m not saying that if I had two hundred million dollars or whatever that’s the show I would make, but it was kinda fun. I thought Ruby Cruz was quite good.

Not really a counter point. I never said it didn't suck. I said it was a financial success. Which it was.

I don’t disagree, but also keep in mind that this is something she said in a therapy session, not an accusation she  leveled at him. I think a lot of people frame things in therapy as the way they felt, not the way they actually were. Since, you know, generally you’re under the assumption that it's going to stay in…

Mine too!

The stakes have never been higher

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I look forward to every October so I can spend the whole month getting unreasonably scared by these stories. Bring it on, I’m feeling brave this year!

Right?? Best time of the year!!

LFG!!!!!

A few years ago, I was laying in my bed one morning. I could tell my twins and my son were asleep because the hallway was dark so I knew no one had opened their bedroom door to come out. As I was laying down, I felt the bed depress from the foot of the bed and it continued towards the head of the bed. No big deal, I…

I guess I just don’t see corporations as people.  Future generations will judge me when corporations are given the right to vote in 2050.

Well, at least this wasn’t one of these articles that criticized everyone for having such an interest in Taylor Swift’s love life, while writing extensively about Taylor Swift’s love life.

“Seemingly ranch” should be the name of an I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Butter-style imitation ranch sauce.

Glad to see Hatch here; that first season of Survivor was as close to “must see TV” as there was around back then, and all of my friends were agreed: we hated how Hatch played, but all agreed he should win.

This does not happen. You live in an insane world of fear and delusion. Your twisted world view defies logic.

The Midnight Club was still good, just less straight horror than some of his other stuff. In some ways it ending thinking it would get a 2nd season still works, part of dying is the fact that there’s some storylines and things you’ll never find out the end of or the truth of. Though apparently in season 2 the teen…

Midnight club was fun and did some interesting things with horror tropes as storytelling devices but it leaves a lot of stuff unresolved and apparently isn't getting a second second so probably not worth it 

Yeah, that ticking clock shit was so gross. Harry Knowles of Ain’t It Cool News had one for Hayden Panettierre during the first season of Heroes; he also wrote a super gross article where he theorized that because her character healed herself no matter what, her hymen would grow back after each sexual encounter and…

It will be hard to top Midnight Mass but this looks like a lot of fun!

Just neckbeard mouth breathers.  She wasn’t rail thin but it’s not like she wasn’t also stunningly beautiful