colukeh
colukeh
10/18/19
9:10 PM
1

Please no. I want Garland to continue to have the freedom to make unique and compelling projects. The Mouse House and Kathleen Kennedy would suffocate Garland. 

10/18/19
11:02 AM
1

Have we ever had the same actor playing the same role across Stephen King books/movies that aren’t sequels?

10/18/19
9:45 AM
8

That’s mean but god damn if I didn’t chuckle. Bastard.

10/18/19
9:31 AM
28

I hope his mask is still symmetrical even if his eyes aren’t.

10/18/19
9:15 AM
2

for real I mean holly gibney in mr mercedes was PER-FECT.

10/17/19
2:27 PM
53

I have the strange feeling this was the director’s first choice but was studio obligated to try for a bigger name like Jonah Hill.

10/16/19
6:16 PM
1

I cannot stress enough how thrilled I am for this. I had been planning a reread for a while... guess I'll start tonight!

10/16/19
4:38 PM
1

the longer a sequel takes to come out the lower my expectations become

10/16/19
4:20 PM
2

Seriously! Like if you don’t like your job reviewing movies and wonder why they exist, get a different fucking job, one of us will gladly take your place.

10/16/19
3:37 PM
25

You have no idea how excited I am about this news. Some of the best memories I have of my oldest daughter and I involve me reading parts of Bone to her every night before I put her to bed when she was 6. I really can’t wait to sit down and watch this with her now. 

10/16/19
3:26 PM
3

I love this streaming content rush SO MUCH. I have watched almost my entire bookshelf get adapted inside a decade. I have seen shows that wouldn’t have survived one season get extended life or even second lives. Read more

10/16/19
1:20 PM
4

I think we largely agree. Just saying a *lot* of people could have totally screwed up the Zombieland universe and made a horribly shit movie out of this. Doing it well still requires skill, talent, dedication, and a decent narrative framework. Read more

10/16/19
12:26 PM
13

Also: 99 MINUTES IS PLENTY OF TIME. I don’t need any more 2+ hour movies with exposition for the sake of exposition. I think under 1:45 is *plenty* of time to tell a story. I like movies but I have other things to do, too.

10/16/19
12:13 PM
9

Yeah. That was the most stupid review of a movie I’ve ever seen. I got about three more sentences in ... to his summary of the first movie ... before stopping: Read more

10/16/19
11:42 AM
4

Ya be honest. “We didn’t make another one because who would have thought EVERY ACTOR in the first would become super in demand and they got REALLY expensive”.