They beat them to the punch with this at Progressive Field, although you don’t have to pretend you’re doing work there, you get a better spot, and you get a free drink (bottled water, pepsi product, 12 oz. Bud/Bud Lite, or $4 credit for a good beer). All for only $15. The only drawback is you have to order on line,…

Everyone else was getting a hit on him. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

Thanks again for all the work you’ve done on this story, Diana.

I’m just upset that bail wasn’t raised/revoked so that he got cuffed and walked out of the courtroom.

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

Go-Bots

Star Wars and fuck you for asking.

The kid just earned a nickname - Willie Maize.

During my last trip to Austin, I can’t believe how many donuts I ate from Voodoo.. it was the only thing open really early! Austin’s not a morning place apparenlty. Anyhoo, they are fantastic donuts.

You say you’re for reasonable gun reform. What are you doing about it? Because this kid has had a bigger impact on gun reform in the last few months than Congress has in the last few years.

They are terrified of him. And he doesn’t give a shit. I love it.

The amount of people who reply calling him a “Piece of Shit” is reeeeaaaally gross

Wendy’s Frosty. Best dipping sauce. GTFO

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

You are a monster who deserves to be hurtled through space into the fire ball of gas known as Lord Helios.

David Hogg........take a gap year tbh.

Ah, the most mysterious and unhelpful flavor descriptor of all time! And frankly, it implies something unsatisfactory about the other types.

Loved The Goldfinch. Very satisfying ending.

There is a novel called Underworld by Delillo which is fascinating and brilliant. But takes FOREVER to read. But it's great. There is some arduous fiction out there, but you feel pretty good when you finally finish. Because you did not give up. I find it's much easier to put down and leave non-fiction…