I think the only terms I would be offended by are, “juggalo,” and, “MAGA-t”. 

I only put weight on, on my torso. For the life of me I can’t put a single pound on my ass. I have a Hank Hill ass and I can’t keep my pants up.
I tried working out. Now my torso looks fine and my flat ass has definition, but it’s still flat as a board.

I’m all about some cigarettes and alcoholism. But I’m a baseball fan sooooo...

I haven’t done karaoke in about 5 or so years but I found the following to be cliche:
Weird Al
Sir Mix-a-Lot
Neil Daimond
Cheap Trick

I’m all for giving a second chance after a bad sequel. For example I’d love to see Beverly Hills Cop 4. But Lethal Weapon had two bad sequels.  I hear the TV show is pretty good though.

Now that we have the Impossible Whopper, maybe we’ll get the Eric Roberts Big Mac.

Can someone please clarify something about The Hunt for me.
Conservatives boycotted because conservatives were being hunted in the movie. BUT wouldn’t that make conservatives the protagonists in the movie? Given general action movie formulas, wouldn’t they win in the end? Have I misunderstood something or did…

Granted I don’t make it to read DUAN every day, but is this the first full album stream as the conversation starter?

Good album by the way. Not their best but far better than most bands at that point in their careers.

My son is 15. I took him to Teenage Bottlerocket. He wouldn’t get in the pit so my 39 year-old ass did.

I took my son to his first punk show a couple of months ago. I was pleasantly surprised to see how many 30 somethings there were with their kids.

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I’m just gonna post my random memories.
I worked in a strip mall with two video game stores in 1999. The one I worked in sold used video games and the other one sold imported video games. I played Top Skater (or something) simply because of the Pennywise soundtrack, until one of the employees of the other store came in…

It never looked like that, but it always tasted like that picture.

Cool Ranch and Fiery were the good ones!!! WTF?!?

Wait! Double Tostada? They never had that at any of my Taco Bells. It would have been my regular order. I love their tostadas. Also very sad about the Double Decker Taco. I remember when it was introduced in the early to mid 90s. My 7th grade self thought that it was…

What’s that backwards apostrophe located next to the, “1,” button meant to do?

I don’t do Chik-fil-E but it was catered to my job once and I thought the sandwich was fine.
I had the sandwich at Raising Cane’s the other day for the first time, and thought it was much better. How does Popeye’s sandwich compare to Cane’s?

I’ll watch anything with Rosario Dawson.

Bowfinger is SOOOOOO GOOD! It’s one of Murphy’s and Martin’s best. 

I haven’t seen it, but I didn’t hate Pluto Nash if that helps. Didn’t love it either, but still didn’t hate it.