Ha! I didn’t even notice. The Internet made me not notice. Innocence lost.

THEY USED A BAD WORD, QUICK, TELL MOMMY.

I hope you will recover from this vile sight.

In his defense, she made the conscious decision to wear underpants. So she was asking for it.

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

I had a prolife nut troll my personal FB page once, and he just. Wouldn’t. Stop. Commenting.

Here with Receipts :D

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

Um, I had multiple six packs during my wife’s pregnancy, so I’m not sure what the big deal is.

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

They start at a grand, not to mention they are pre-ordered and not usually picked up until a monthish from the wedding, leaving no opportunity to order another one.

62% of males aged 14-15 masturbated in the past year? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. It’s likely that the other 38% didn’t answer as they were too busy masturbating.

Until he becomes Director of the FBI.

Sounds like the nouveau riche upper-middle class that always seem to collect together. They aren’t truly rich and aren’t that educated so they act the way they THINK a rich person acts. Pretty much every major city in America has a suburb where they tend to band together to do yogalates and pretend to be allergic to…

Also: How many eps before Danielle Staub (who is reportedly filming with Tre for this upcoming season) flips her shit and screams “RESTITUTION WHOOOOR-AHHH!” at Tre?

proofreading.