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Colton Schmidt
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I thought it was McNulty

U2 is so hated that they contributed thoroughly to the invention of alternative rock but still get no credit for it. Likewise, "A Sort of Homecoming" should be recognized for pioneering shoegaze. Give them their due, hipsters!

I like to think of it as like an Amnesiac to To Pimp a Butterfly's Kid A.

And I'm sure there's nobody living in America who will be missing Shia LaBeouf

Shut up, Mimsyyyyyyy!

Without having any knowledge of the comics/source material, what is this reviewer talking about when they mention that the lead should have been Asian? Is there any relevance to this statement at all?

I think you know the answer

Gronk spike!

Yeah…"action"…

Those 3D rides nearly made me shit and puke at the same time. I had to sit on a bench in Jurassic Park for like half an hour.

"Tim Robbins is not here, Mrs. Torrance."

Has anyone ever watched a Judd Apatow interview? Isn't he one of the biggest douches in the universe? I'd say so. It's why I don't want to watch Love.

Will Todd VanDerWerff be reviewing the show?

Future's so high even his shades are high

It's one thing to watch the pizza man deliver pizza to two girls just getting out of a shower, but reading about it is even more exalting.

In the meantime, I'll be on Pornhub

Quick question: how do you get italicized text when making a comment?

"Don't be racist." Tell 'em, Sufjan!

Coin toss did not determine winner. Brady is simply the GOAT and Streep is just going to have to accept that.

Ptsd. The p is for penile.