True Detective: On Death Row

But it's like my stool: short, concise and to the point. Paths Of Glory is also like my stool. Maybe you should eat better.

Aliens!

Fuck you, that song is great

Twin Peaks, The Leftovers. And Game of Thrones has yet to air.

Hate when reviewers go all nod-and-wink self-referential like in the opening paragraphs here. And I love White Noise.

Who is Rob Heubel?

It'd be nice if he could get on a late-period Terence Malick pace. As uncompromising as late-period Malick, too.

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Its almost like we're finishing each other's

Kanye's "Nashville Skyline". But in Wyoming!

An even better, descriptive title: "Tom Cruise can still carry an action movie. Y'all been sleeping on the man."

What do you got against endless breadsticks, pal?

Anyone else think that the Donald Trump-election episode ("Lemons", I think) shouldn't be as acclaimed as it is? Sort of like Blackish was "required" to do an episode on the topic, so it feels a little forced? Just my thoughts.

If the President of the United States really wanted to get back at The Simpsons (a ridiculous sentiment, surely, but bear with me), then he could maybe salute The Simpsons on their awful last 20 years on the air.

Hurry up with my damn croissants!

You can't call yourself the Beer Baron and not have watched The Simpsons!

Get back to foiling Rex Banner's prohibition laws, Beer Baron.

Newest menu addition: "Motherfucker Mac"

I know the definition of TV has been constantly changing over the last few years, but I pray to God we won't have to classify TV shows this specific in the future: