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Dunham was asking because she has obviously never seen one. And Shriver was flabbergasted because she has obviously seen too many.

In all honesty, I think Fallon's jokes segments are pretty funny. I can't bear to watch his interviews/celeb-gamez, of course, but the first 20 mins of the Tonight Show are good for some quick laughs. I know this is the unpopular opinion, but I just can't get into Colbert's show.

I can't even imagine how stylish the opening credits sequence is going to be. My money's on a New Order soundtrack, symmetrical time-lapse nighttime traffic shots, and neon tits.

"Hi, I’m Andrea. This is my first time writing for The A.V. Club, excited to be here."

On first listen, reminds me of a black Jeff Buckley.

Oh yeah, Academy, you guys are really sacrificing a lot by cancelling an awards show. "That'll show'em!" Yeah fucking right. These awards are self-important ego-stroking anyways, regardless of political agenda. "I'm not gonna accept my shiny gold trophies as a form of protest! I'm brave and strong."

I think I got lost in the analogy there. So, you're saying you didn't like The Force Awakens?

The only TV critic I trust is Alan Sepinwall. His writing makes it interesting and honest, but I personally can't stand him in interviews. I read his book though.

This was among the most pretentious Todd VanDerWerff reviews I've ever seen. And most of his stuff is like this. You should see his review of "Hamilton".

Andy Serkis as the chandelier. Nice.

pwned

Time constraints are 12 hours. And we needed all those Deadfalls.

My proposed Nicolas Cage movie marathon:

That scene was fuckin hilarious though

"His name is James, James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Who's that?
It's him, James Cameron"

If they had Tom Waits hobo-poetry, they'd be amazing. But I'm not seeing any Tom Waits connection, lyrically or musically.

Cloud Nothings handled the "cleaner" sound better than Japandroids with their release Life Without Sound. Pitchfork gave the same reviews to each new album (7.0 and 7.1 respectively) but I feel like Cloud Nothings actually has the much better record this time out, maybe even another great one like their last two.

Tweedy's always hated those normal american kids.

"I feel like I didn't get as in depth on these episodes as some of the past ones."

*smash cut to "I'd like to buy the world a Coke"*