He’ll be back. He’s just the man to transform the Browns from a 1-15 or 0-16 to a 6-10 or 7-9 team.

If you can’t beat ‘em, poem.

Even if he told Fitzpatrick, I doubt he would have seen the turnover coming.

Talk to your meteorologist if your storm lasts longer than 4 hours.

College isn’t for everyone. Most people would be far better served learning a skill or trade than getting a degree in underwater basketweaving or feline interpretive dance. And if you think the housing bubble or the dot com bubbles were bad, hoo boy wait until the student loan bubble bursts! Sooo many people are going…

I didn’t care for football at all when my friends begged me to join to round out the league, knowing I would at least try. So I bought Fantasy Football for Dummies and jumped in.

Hey, think of the up side. You will get more clicks ranting about the Trump administration than you ever did ranting during Obama. And you’ve always got squats and yogurt rants as a sideline.

It’s not all that impressive compared to the fact he’s played his entire career without a brain.

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

And then they came for the group gatherings, And I didn’t speakup because I could go to the bar; And then they came for the barkeeps, And I didn’t speak up because I could stream illegally; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time i was watching porn because, who cares about Jags V. Titans?

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

There’s no evidence that team officials are cooking the books at Levi’s, although they may have been acid-washed and distressed.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

Dang it all, I should have picked richer parents.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”