But then they’d have to share the continent with the Penguins.

That game left me breathless.

Milquetoast Non-Entities is a great name for an alt band. Did you hit a triple word score for that?

Now wait: you’re scared to find out who among you voted for Trump? Ask them! Most of them are not scared to tell you. And for most it was not for all the reasons you assumed.

He’s privileged because he lives in a place, and in a time, where being a basketball coach can make you obscenely wealthy. He’s had the health, the longevity, the lucky breaks. And he’s made the most of them...good for him. But dammit, lots of people work hard just as hard as Pop and can’t feed their families. …

But wasn’t she born true blue? I haven’t seen many blue people walking around, except Tobias.

Kris Bryant: “I wonder if this is how Hemmerling for Mitchell felt when he knowcked that possum off his fence?”

That could be one of those “I wonder if this is how Kris Bryant felt when he won the World Series?” commercials.

I might look like that if I could sleep in till 7:30.

I might look like that if I could sleep in till 7:30.

So where does she fit on the Brown’s draft board?

Sad irony that she finally made it to Georgetown.

Maddon should have gone with... Boom! Tough actin’ Tinactin.

I toured a public middle school yesterday where students were studying issues and positions of the presidential candidates. They openly admitted that no one picked economic issues, because they’re boring. The irony, though, is that I don’t hear the presidential candidates talking much about economic issues either. …

I thought Curt Shilling’s video game company lost the contract on graphics for MLS

Yippeekayay!

You’re all missing the point of what he’s doing. Dammit. He’s raising an army. He’s not rallying voters or trying to be right, because he doesn’t have to. He’s whipping both his base and his opposition into a frenzy, and we fall into his trap every time we publish articles like this and get spun up.

Idea: 10
Execution: 10
Reminding me of that day my Windows 95 “Upgrade” was installed: 1.5

Any chance this podcast ends with Charlton Heston pounding his fist into the surf?

Mr. Jones, character is reflected in doing your best work when no one is watching.

I thought polygany was illegal in Georgia, but it just shows I have a lot to learn about the South.