Fun fact: The combined population of only the New York and Los Angeles Metropolitan Statistical Areas is 33.5 million.

I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

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I have 3100 hits in Wii baseball. According to Deadspin every hit counts.

How do the women look?

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

“Robin needs to go into the front office, get put into a headlock and get savagely beaten for us.”

But he has weak character because he said his coach gave him money when the coach wasn’t supposed to be doing that. He’s a pot fiend and a snitch!

>at least it ain’t Philadelphia

Is it true that big dongs are a rarity among Asian players ?

Actual Lawyer:

Great, he’s also one of those losers that keeps returning to his college campus well after graduating.

No way. Sure, I like my takes extra hot and all, but I love listening to regressive racists try to justify their positions on various political issues much more. And I get a weekly dose of Curt Schilling as a topping.

FAAAAAAAAAACK! FACK YOU, RAWDGAH! FACK YOU, FEDAHRAL CAWTS! PATRIOT NATION AND TAWMY BRADY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

If I can’t puke while standing, and can’t masturbate while sitting, you’re really limiting my options for how I can appease my fetish.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

I love this card because it’s a spoils of awful fights based on the fact that the UFC, as is, is a total garbage truck crashing into a tire fire.
First you get two old heavyweights (in Hunt/Lessnar) who might die in the ring (brain death and internal organs rupturing respectively), who are only fighting because…

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.