My accountant laughed at me when I sold all my stock and invested in folding tables and upstate New York based emergency rooms. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Man, Deadspin is just chomping at the bit to get something on Barstool, but mostly just playing into their trolling of hysterical liberal reactions.

I would say, don’t associate the shithead who worked at Deadspin with Deadspin, but that take might be too out there.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

I like Buffalo (the city) a lot. Fight me.

Sorry about that. To provide balanced coverage I will write a “Person From New England Isn’t An Idiot Or Racist” article at some point in the future.

Not trying to pick sides here, but one thing Barstool definitely kicks Deadspin’s ass at is actual engagement with athletes. A LOT of athletes follow Barstool and interact with their writers and appear in their content (in their podcasts, in their videos, etc.). Barstool invented the “SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS”…

Peters told team officials “that he slipped while attempting to get one of the Hamilton players away from Buffalo’s bench.”

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

He’ll be a Jet next season?

Given their draft history, isn’t letting them pick punishment enough?

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

I also miss the days when Baseball players were healthy role models.

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

So apparently every Cardinals fan used to write for Grantland.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

What I really hate is that these KFC pictures are making me crave KFC like a motherfucker.