Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

It was too much for this fan to bear last night.

Maybe instead of questioning my methodology you should look it up, smart guy.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

That's not how you play Knifey Spooney.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

Polls are often about wording more than the demographics of respondents.

Okay, but...

I drink about 12 ounces of Makers Mark every day and my cares about Zika are reduced by over 99%.

I drink about 12 ounces of Makers Mark every day and my cares about Zika are reduced by over 99%.

Sounds like a great idea!

Sounds like a great idea!

This is THE highlight of the year for my team. Fucking Christ they suck

No bat boys are legit anymore after the steroid era. They’re all juicing.

Of course, the risk of concussions and head trauma increases exponentially when you can’t find your helmet.

I heard Brady also switched his car insurance to GEICO last month.

YOU *KANNAWT* UNDAHRSTAHND THA PAINEN HAHHTHBRAEK AHWF AH FAN AHWF THA FOOTBAWHL SAWX

Oh, I see. So homophobic or racist slurs are off-limits, but you’re perfectly fine if he impugns the dignity of actual motherfuckers. Hypocrite.

So which is it? Are they being forced by a lack of choice to work there or not?

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.