And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

It’s Atlanta. There is absolutely no scenario where “the traffic won’t really be that bad.”

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

Her attorney is garbage.

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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

On probation for a hit and run on a pregnant woman, maybe not the best idea to highlight your new super charged murder machine to fans.

This will end poorly.

Don’t you go smearing the good name of Dr. Nick by associating him with something as ethically and professionally questionable as an NFL study.

Pictured: the lead researcher in the NFL’s study.

Whoever has FanDuel and DraftKings’ in-house attorneys on their fantasy lawyer teams is cleaning up right now.

My grandpa does the same thing, but he calls them "coloreds."

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

I don’t know why he retired. Peyton still runs pretty well.

Enjoy it LA! The Ram’s offseason is always more exciting the regular season.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.