I just avoid talking to my father altogether because he listens to Glenn Beck.

@Doctor Insano: I sing that song at the most inappropriate times.

@Chewykiller: I find your realism depressing. :(

@Andrew Liptak: Awesome! Thanks.

@Andrew Liptak: Ah, I had some difficulty finding an actual description of the book as opposed to reviews. From the title I presumed it was a guidebook, similar to the survival guides and would reference pop culture, ergo the spoilers.

@Andrew Liptak: It's been known to happen. :(

@Andrew Liptak: Are there any spoilers of other books/movies in this book?

I'm disappointed that the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device is not featured.

@king_saberhawk: It's the two nekked booties, pretty sure.

@J_Frank_Parnell: Yeah...

Nice to see they included the A Wasp In A Wig "lost" chapter.

@Jason Pitzl-Waters: My father screamed at me in rage when he walked in on me (in the living room) watching The Craft in the mid-90's. I then received an hour long lecture about why that movie was the devil's work and how evil it was. I was then forbidden to go near Ouija boards, tarot cards, and anything else he…

Man, they really laid on the CGI, didn't they. Such a disappointment. :(

@Rozga: @Rozga: No. Zombie Sharks could swim underwater. I would go with a decent line of Tangle Kelp—at least three rows deep with a line of lily pads with squash on top.

I only commented to say I absolutely love the picture you chose for this article. :3

@Phrosty: Up the Mississippi River... I'm pretty sure they wouldn't get too far.

@heretrix: Sorry, I was agreeing with you about Mr. Miracle/Scott Free, not implying an additional character. ^_^;

@heretrix: YES! Scott Free, too, please!

This episode gave me hope that I will be able to see Big Barda before the end of this series.

@Aidan_ says: Oditores odituri sunt: I know! I kept shouting her name and clapping in hopes that would make her appear with her Boom Tube. We still have hope, though. Granny Goodness will definitely make repeat appearances.