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Miata is again the answer.

To be fair, that group has moved on to the FWD CLA and A3. At least the 2-series is still RWD and comes with a manual. That group also tends to lease, as they tend not to have the savvy to buy used.

Now, this is the point where you make some comments about “warranties” and “reliability.” I got news for you, friend-o—you aren’t keeping this car forever. You’ll pick up one of these coupes and hang on to it for two or three years max, then life will dictate something more practical.

The Tesla could also use the wind up key on the trunk and the little 4"X 12" solar panel on the dash plugged into the lighter to keep the battery charged :)

A fake shaker scoop would be good, especially if rigged up to vibrate.

Bub Rub thinks you need to step your game up a notch, homeboy!

a fart can on a Tesla

Might have to install a whoopee cushion to make the correct noise.

Like this?

Whistle tips.

I had a Mobil Pegasus on my Tesla for a while.

Huh. I’d be happy to see a bunch of Pep Boys shit on a Chiron, and if I bought a Tesla I’d put 5.0 or Turbo badges on it the same day. I put a Porsche “Turbo” script badge on my Vanagon that got all kinds of fun comments, a BMW roundel on my Tacoma tailgate, and iForce V8 badges on my old 22RE Toyota pickup, all

Now that needs to happen. And at least 9" Chrome.

No, some are funny

No. I paid the money to be guaranteed those seats. I’m aware that people get upgraded for free if they go unsold. If you want to gamble, then don’t pay it. If you are unwilling to take the risk, then pay it. It’s super petty to be worried about somebody sitting in Economy Plus when they only paid for Economy.

Corporations keeping wages low is one of the reasons why consumers demand lower prices. At some point the expansion of credit is not going to be enough to compensate for the loss of purchasing power and companies are going to learn the hard way that maximizing profits by keeping wages low is not a good long term

No! A thousand times no. What part of “don’t touch other peoples’ stuff did someone’s momma not tell them?! You don’t touch other peoples’ stuff without express permission, car or no car. But especially not their car.

I feel like the BIGGEST creep when I check for manual or auto.

Driver of modern supercar going 60mph on Tail of the Dragon: