I dunno, I kinda want an Escalade to be, what’s the word ... vulgar. 

For people who own cars like this, it’s welcome news. Often times driving an older car in very good condition is nerve-wracking because the insured value is far too low to replace what you have. When the values come up, it is somewhat of a relief.

I’d buy one, but then I’d have a pile of horseapples painstakingly painted under the cavallo rampante’s butt.

Heh, I keep a summer kit in my trunk: Flip flops, board shorts, beach towel, bottle opener and a hoodie. 

Meh. Adult women and men should just enjoy what they enjoy, so long as they’re not hurting anyone, without fear of judgement from others.

I’m looking forward to the first Coyote-swapped ‘Vette, myself. 

This car should be valued considerably less than a stock 2003 AP1. You don’t get money out of mods, and frankly, this looks somewhat indifferently built.

No place where bored teenagers live is safe when it comes to petty property crimes. 

My car is a convertible, so I’m not hyper vigilant about locking the doors. I don’t leave anything of value in the car, unless you count the Blaupunkt. People don’t steal car stereos anymore, do they? Anyway, there’s really nothing in there that would cost as much as replacing the top. 

One of the surprising things I learned a few years after entering adulthood is that somewhere near 80 percent of people, no matter what they’re doing, are just phoning it in. It’s a wonder anything works at all. 

Driving a minivan is way more fun than fixing an Audi. This seller has decided he’d rather have $22k than this car. So would I. CP.

Hell, I make salads that approach 1,000 kcal. It’s remarkably easy to get to that number, even without a bunch of processed crap and HFCS. 

I will find it absolutely hilarious if the new 300Z buries the Sauerkraut Supra in sales. 

And I thought I was being considerate by keeping a spare (unused) toothbrush around. 

Exactly. Upper ball joint failed first. 

Yeah, I’m late Gen X, and I’ve noticed that late Xers and early Millennials have a lot more in common with each other than they do with earlier/later members of their own generations. Early Xers are basically young Boomers, and late Millennials are culturally different from both groups.

Is it just me, or does BMW seem to build their motorcycles better than their cars?

Rolling probable cause. 

So, if we’re not getting it here, would you say that Subaru gives no FUCKS?

I thought the 3.5L Altimas were pretty cool too when they first came out. By the time they were a couple years old, though, I was less impressed. I wanted to like the 350Z, but just couldn’t quite get there. Thought the G35 coupe looked pretty nice when they were new, but they aged rapidly to my eyes as well.