Will the condoms be steel belted?

Might those condoms be available in an R-compound, please?

How about a Nice Price at Any Price shirt with a brown Volvo Station Wagon printed below it?

And where’s the digital tyre pressure gauge!

Condoms prevent minivans

I’ve joked for years that I want a fragrance spray that smells like old farm truck. Half burnt oil, stale beer, alfalfa, welding smoke.

What’s the difference between ‘Jalopnik: The Fragrance’ and just sniffing Dave Tracy?

The condoms should end up working out way better than the old bias-ply ones.

The condoms “it won’t baby”.

I’d also like to sell Brefass Scotch but the dumb “state” says I need a “liquor license” blah blah blah

Yes, this is what I keep finding baffling about people talking about Uber or Lyft going to self-driving cars: right now, one the biggest advantages these companies have over traditional cab and car services is pushing all the vehicle ownership/maintenance/service costs to their independent contractor drivers. I’m…

This. It was better in shape than my winter beater is. I would have traded them and they could have beat it to hell then junked it.

“My car is perfectly reliable and does everything I ask it to” seldom makes for good stories.

I will say that I am kind of annoyed that they borked some perfectly usable parts. Parts on my ‘10 GTS cost more than they do for my Porsche sometimes!

Cars are a lot more durable than most people believe. A lot of times they will sell them off at the first signs of trouble.

Still, if using it for basic transport wouldn’t a rebuild keep it on the road longer and for less than any other car you could buy? (I’m fine with them destroying it, just playing devil’s advocate)

Mission 911: Complete