colorfulyawn
colorfulyawn
colorfulyawn

Good morning.

Why buy this when you could buy it next year at CarMax the Rite Aid rack near the register for $4.99?

From what I understand, the tires are full of water instead of air, so that helped.

Or, for even more of a loaded question: “Have you stopped murdering people yet?”

Hot take.

Please don’t be ashamed of your love of cars. Cars are possibly the most remarkable mass-produced thing humans make, and there’s a vast array of reasons to be interested in them. Hold your head up high, gearhead.

the parking garage attendant yelled at my co-worker for parking his “motorcycles of the sea” in the garage...

LOL. Wonder if the dumpster was part of the sorting test?

Yamaha used to make a “watercraft” that was very similar to a motorcycle, Blaster I think. I’m googling it...yes:

I think you missed an “l”

And snowmobiles are “snowtercycles” or “snowterbikes”.

We call them sea couches in Michigan. We also ride like we pee....... STANDING-UP!

The stand-up guys call em couches.

That about sums them up.

Good thing you didn’t go with Wetbike since that was already thought of.

That’s good! That is very very good!

(Puke, vomit, bright belch, colorful spit, technicolor yawn)