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She was brilliant in the Bloodsport episode of How Did This Get Made? She and Jason Mantzoukas need to start a double act pronto.

I knew I should've registered that domain when I had the chance.

While Colton Haynes hides behind a curtain.

Michaela Watkins deserves to be a huge star.

I've been obsessed by "He fucked me and then he fucked me? What is he trying to do, fuck me?" lately. But I think the one I quote the most is "This is a man's world that we live in. Because of the axis of dick".

I agree the show's played out at this point but season 4 was really good and I think at least two or three of its episodes were among the series' best. I haven't managed to watch the second half of season 5 because I've been bored to tears by the first one though.

I hope John Rudniski and Sasheer Zamata got someone to help them pack and carry all their stuff.

He's going to be in Maya Rudolph and Martin Short's variety show but I suppose he'll do both that and SNL at the same time because there's no way he's leaving without a proper farewell episode/sketch.

Slipping and sliding in period blood?

See, guys? It's possible to have two legacies. Angering internet right-wingers for being a 'diversity hire' and angering internet left-wingers for saying the n-word on TV!

More like Saturday Night DEAD, right?

I will be refering to Ethel Merman as the Selena Gomez of the 50s from now on.

I know they do a lottery thing once a year but they also give out tickets to the people standing in line outside 30 Rock and that's how those who are only interested in the musical guest usually get in. Also, check the episodes Justin Bieber appeared in and you'll see the audience behaved similarly.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a beloved, award-winning TV star and heiress to a billion dollar fortune who looks at least a decade younger than her actual age. And she got to lean on Taran Killam's naked chest. Some people do have it all.

This usually happens when the musical guest is a teen idol type and the studio audience is mostly there for him.

I'd like to see some praise for Leslie Jones trying something different to her usual schtik. Come on guys, you bitch about her every other week and you have Ghostbusters to look forward to. Give her this one.

One of my lifelong regrets remains not being able to work at a video store when I was a teenager. By the time my crippling shyness allowed me to ask the manager at my local Blockbuster if they were hiring they were closing down all their stores in my country effective pretty much immediately.

I'm sure he fucking adores War Horse.

I saw this as the last screening of a weekend-long festival and I was dreading people would be too tired or uninterested to even pay attention. Quite the opposite. During the last 20 minutes you could sense the tension in the room and how everyone was completely immersed in the film. I don't think I've ever seen

And Mickey Rooney's reanimated corpse!