I was a massive fan of hers growing up to the point that when the shoplifting incident happened and they'd show the video on TV I'd cover my eyes. I'm more than ready for the Winonassaince. Please, make it happen.

I keep hoping she'll pull a Maslany and get a completely unexpected nomination some day.

I do love Amy Schumer but going from criminally underrated to wildly overrated and overexposed in a matter of months is baffling, to say the least. I'm very happy for her though.

Guys, remember she's still 17. That also goes for you, Mr. Duggar.

Jolie is actually her middle name, so no hyphen needed. They should ask Jon Voight how he feels about it. His opinions about his daughter are always measured and respectful.

It's easy to love yourself when you're a young, tall, gorgeous, talented Academy Award nominated actress. So what do us slobs have going for us?

Those Bravo reality shows have perfected the art of the canine reaction shot.

Um, is visual essay a thing we have to start saying now?

I disagree. It all started going downhill after La fée aux choux.

I've been swearing to quit this series pretty much after every terrible new installment yet I seem to be unable to do so. Help me, please.

Did you mean that's a small girl?

I've just realized I've been middle class for years!

Or that one about a beloved character and a fridge.

Just when I was ready to quit the show you add Garret Dillahunt? Smart move, Kaling.

It is weird. Although enjoying Invasion of Privacy should not be part of anyone's childhood.

It's only scary if your biggest fears are plot holes and silliness.

Someone not knowing who Naomi Campbell means they didn't grow up in the 90s so that means I'm old now. When did that happen?

27? Someone likes their women crusty.

Get off The A.V. Club, Roman. It's bedtime in France.

18 year-old Chloë Grace Moretz plays a New York Post reporter. Sounds about right.