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He's kind of a one-trick pony, right? Big Eyes was the final nail in the coffin for me. That performance was off on so many levels. And Tim Burton isn't the only one to blame.

If Chris Pratt or Nick Offerman can't happen (and they won't) I hope to god Miller can make it in.

Yes, Abbi really shone during this season! As well as Amy Poehler's, this is an outrageous omission.

Phew, I'm so glad they got the guy who peddled That's My Boy on us. I was worried this would be terrible.

Dee Rees wrote and directed the amazing Pariah so I remain optimistic even if Shonda is involved. Man, I hate to say this because it's really cool a black woman has achieved so much power on TV, but it's hard to root for Shonda when her shows are all unbelievably shit.

The same thing happened in Spain. I didn't find out about You Oughta Know being this big deal in the US until years later.

I got whiplash from seeing him do that.

So this is Taran Killam's Emmy tape, right?

I don't know why everyone's so surprised whenever he takes his shirt off. He's always been quite buff. I know because a friend noticed and told me.

Zamata has probably already packed her bags. I think both Good Neighbor guys will be promoted to repertory. I can see Bobby Moynihan and (PLEASE GOD) Kenan leaving.

This one is actually set in Rhode Island! There is hope for those peasants who don't live in Manhattan!

My cousin is a rabid fan and I can't even think how much money she's spent following him around. She just saw him in Scotland last month and she's seeing him again next month. Not only that, last year she attended at least two of his shows (for which she had to travel to two different cities). I mean, I get being a

I saw dinosaurs going wild and Chris Pratt in a tight t-shirt and I decided I'll be there opening night.

The thing is you don't even need to be a proper adult to realize some of the movies/shows you enjoyed as a kid were terrible. Thanks to the randomness of Spanish television endless cycle of reruns I came to that realization while I was still a teenager.

AKA weren't the 90s/early 2000s the best, you guys? No, they were not.

Exactly. Those Very Important Moments taught me what secondhand embarrassment was at a very young age (see also: Blossom, Punky Brewster)

I understand nostalgia for good stuff but anyone with half a brain should've found out this show was shit by the time they were 12. My generation is the worst.

There's a riot called Hush Little Baby in which a woman whose daughter drowned fears her newborn baby is possessed by the spirit of the dead daughter seeking revenge. SPOILER ALERT: she's right!

I bet those women will write some good parts for Meryl Streeps over 40.

Damn, I thought I'd be qualified for the job!