I was only interested in 25% of the cast but now my interest is up to 50%. I love Wheatley but it'd seriously be a miracle to make Armie Hammer or Luke Evans remotely interesting.

Poor Kelly Rowland.

I really liked the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was also quite scary for 16 year-old me. I haven't seen it in years but I think it probably is one of the best horror remakes of the 00s.

Amen. I must have watched it a dozen times and I still watch chunks of it whenever it's on TV.

I thought the code word used to be "dentist".

Or those Latinos who were encouraged by white ladies to stay in school!

Ray of (Surgical) Light.

Jane Eyre Laid Bare is already a thing.

I went to see Atonement on a first date with a guy (well, we'd made out a few days earlier when we were high as a kite at a party -I'm a romantic-). After the film (which I loved, he hated it) we were awkwardly sitting on a bench and then a homeless guy came over to ask for a cigarette. He then told my date to kiss me…

Who wouldn't?

Just imagine that raccoon and Kevin James in one of those resort-sponsored Sandler films! Hilarious!

Chow Yun-fat is a lock for Shan Yu.

She's still waiting for the call about the eagerly anticipated sequel to The Legend of Chun-Li everyone's been excited about since 2009.

I'm fine as long as there's a pregnant in there.

You can still be outraged when they inevitably cast either an actress from any other East Asian country other than China or the whitest looking Chinese American they can find.

Constance Wu for Mulan. Ming-Na for the mom. You're welcome.

Imagine the headline!

My English in-laws always offer me nibbles as soon as I walk in. It'll be VERY difficult for me not to laugh histerically from now on. Thanks, Cecily.

I suggest anyone who has ever belived that trope to take a trip to Northern Yorkshire.

At least they didn't use the headline 'Grandmother jailed for screening film for students!' for the substitute teacher story like some other news outlets.