"She's drunk!"
—"It's funny!"

I was unprepared for how much I liked ParaNorman. Ditto Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. But yeah, if I were given the opportunity to put a single animated film on the Best Of list, it'd have to be Wreck-It Ralph.

"Just Taste It!"

Every child in the St. Louis area is taken there on field trips. Multiple times, probably.

Hopefully, they've set some aside for dental work.

The suit was ugly! (whale biologist).

The office scenes weren't very well done in this episode (except Charlie, who's always great), but I like them in general. The one in the spanking episode in particular was terrific.

*furiously destroys order for You've Made Me Berry Sad!!!! cake delivery to Mike Pence*

There are sometimes late bloomer contestants, but yeah, there's just nobody to latch onto yet. So far, this season has just been…and I hate to say it…boring.

I am loving that redhead. I'm hoping this season of Drag Race gives me more ginger than a sushi platter.

Oklahoma would like a word with you.

Mike Pence None The Richer?

My personal second Circle of Hell will be having to relive my high school days of working the shift that contained the changeover from breakfast to lunch.

I only allow myself to eat at McDonald's once a year (or on road trips), but I'm not gonna lie: The ability to get a bacon, egg, and cheese at any time of day will test that resolve.

Yeah, all you need to know about how Deadline really feels is that their first response was "Hey, we sure got people talking! And isn't that what journalism is really about?"

"Do I want to be a witch? … Yeah! As long as I get to hurt people, and not just dance around naked on the equinox."

When I finally built up enough so that money wasn't a concern anymore, I switched it up and had a biography contest. Spelling and grammar counted and everything!

Even the people they paid to model them can't fake convincing smiles.

The number you have dialed…has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.

She was a pushy dame, but she had a case.