Yep, you nailed it. Back during all those things other people hated, the articles, reviews, and features were top notch. Even if the upcoming commenting system weren't exponentially worse than what we have now, the content has been steadily turning into a Gawker clone for a while now, so this is an opportune time to…

Did I tell you my tires are filled with water?

Every time a great new show comes along, it's either gay, or a bear.

Wait, you skip "When Loving Lovers Love"? No. No, you couldn't possibly.

Does she have a chorus pedal in her purse?

Eleanor Roosevelt is pissed!

No, dummy. It was my stepmother, who despite seeing none of the movies up for contention, is absolutely sure that CERTAIN people won because the Academy was "overcorrecting" from last year.

Aw, Keeping up Appearances is one of my Laundry Shows. Ah, well. Back to Scrubs it is, then.

If you have Hulu and like cheesy murder shows, he's in Harper's Island, too.

Time to rewatch Josie and the Pussycats!

No, it isn't. It's one of several times when Olaf directly contradicts another character — then immediately re-confirms what the other person has said.

I try to be flexible, but am pretty much a Mei-n. Like, to the point that non-Overwatch playing friends got me a Mei t-shirt for the holidays, because I guess I talk about her a lot.

NOBODY'S MOVING TO AMERICA!

I know he's supposed to be the villain, but I find myself saying that line in my head to my coworkers all the damn time.

I've spoken about this in other threads in the past, but am not even hesitating in choosing the first. It all lies in your use of the word devoted. If someone's head and heart belong to me, I don't much care what they do with their dick (as long as they're smart and safe about it, of course).

"Nooooo, don't take away Heroes!"

This town is a crap circus!

I just got back from my first visit to Portland, and was amazed to discover that absolutely every cliche about them is 100% true. It was actually really charming.

I am sitting at work almost shaking with disbelief at how bad the advice about the following woman was. "He probably won't think you're trying to rape him, and fvck the patriarchy, so go nuts!"

My wife, Eleanor.