You not fat. Tonk fat.

Ugh…barcode tattoos. Wouldn't wearing a cardboard sign that reads "You'll regret starting a conversation with me" be cheaper?

Your comment has the cadence of a joke, but if there's a real chance we could wipe that song off the face of the Earth, I say we take it.

I love "Albino?"

Do you even know how to use a mick-rowave?

I'm not going to sit here and listen to this baloney.

Why do you have such a chip on your shoulder?

Hey, Rick and Steve could be good sometimes!

I miss being Glen Coco. Nobody tells me I go anymore! But Disqus crashed the two names and I had to go with the overarching account.

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When we get back to the hole, we're going to have a long, boring talk about our relationship.

I'm fine with the Midwest bashing (we can take it!), but I felt the courtroom stuff lagged because the dumb-OJ-lawyer stuff is a good one-off joke that they stretched out for three episodes.

Bomer and Jackson?!? I can't watch AHS (too gory, plus I'm a fan of things like coherent plotting), so can I rely on you to point us to the Man Ass when it occurs?

I never thought Dana would be the highlight of an episode, but goddamn she was on fire this week.

We need those quarters to do our laundry!

That's quite an expression on Bach's face up there.

I just opened my mail and found out the Gaye family is suing me because I have sex with people of my own gender.

Meryl Streep, duh.

That's nice. Troll the respawn, Jeremy.

I always had a really soft spot for Agnes/Perdita.

If You've Got Spare Time, I've Got Some Chores You Can Help With, Internet.