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Speaking of slutty stewardesses, Michelle Visage's outfit was pretty on-point, too.

Something something whitewashing fence.

"I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. 'I'm so happy for you. I love both of you so much, even though I don't always pay it.'"

Once in a while, I'll see one of those one-and-done guest stars pop up in something else, and it's always a fun surprise.

Sounds like you want to rip him to Pisces.

And in Golden Girls*, he's the guy Dorothy wants to date without realizing he's a priest!

Portia reads the papers!

"Francis, are you going to bang Dorian or Sera this time?"

I just don't think she's an interesting character (nor that she constitutes even a minor threat to Frank), which makes the amount of time they devote to her excruciating.

She's my favorite part of the season so far. And I just realized that the actress (Elizabeth Marvel) was the upper-class lady who tried to indoctrinate Liz Lemon into a fight club. Awesome.

I'm really pleased that they've cut down on the ridiculous amount of tangential side-plots so far this season, but this Rachel thing needs to end and needs to end soon.

I miss Utz Crab Chips so much.

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

"Let us trade with other nations! We can always destroy them later!"

Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass!

*cough*

They get dirty really easily. It adds up.

Sign the will!

Lousy Smarch weather.