I know. I figured I'd only be catty in comments here, since poisonous judgement is, like, 60% of the show.

She's good in asides, too. That nail polish cutaway was the biggest laugh of the episode for me.

I didn't realize how much I missed her cackle until I heard it.

I'm as glad as anyone that Santino is gone from the judging panel, but did Ross Matthews really have to eat him to take his place? That seems excessive.

Money, pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

I was thisclose to choosing vigors, myself, and Murder of Crows was definitely my favorite.

Oh, well that's easy! Portal gun, please.

"Slavery animation too much of a bummer."

It was on a news crawl at Garry's swearing-in, I think.

Looks like somebody has never had to suffer through Three Coins in the Fountain.

I work in science, and have lost count of the times I've yelled "Why don't you MARRY safe science?" at coworkers.

"I'm disabled!"

2. Get me a picture of him shame-eating a burger, stat!

Yep, my sister was thisclose to taking my eight-year-old nephew to see this, because the trailer made it look like a fun little spy movie.

Now in GIF form!

Especially if he's in full Dr. Spaceman mode the whole time.

I usually play a goody-two-shoes, and Dragon Age: Origins was no exception. However, I just couldn't pass up the firepower promised to me in the final battle by siding with Branka in the Deep Roads.

Hey!

"In USA Magnited States of America!!!"

Get that hairdresser into a time machine, bring him here, and have him explain to 99% of the women who get pixie cuts that no, they're not pulling them off.