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“Sluts it up”

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

EXCEPT FOR THESE GUNS!!!

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

it’s like watching a movie where one child soldier switches sides and then goes back to killing his child soldier teammates, and we cheer it on.

“Ignorance is bliss when it comes to our heroes sometimes. Learning the truth is a mighty huge letdown.”

“while the team was at a tournament in Gatlinburg”

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.

The grays are basically like this:

Are you fucking kidding me?

CLICKBAIT!
I expected to see Carson Palmer eat an actual touchdown.

“Writers need to anticipate that I’m an idiot and don’t know what words mean.”?

This just in: someone likes something i don’t. To the internet!

Way to spoil Season 3 of Fargo, jerks.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Great. Another way for the police to selectively arrest minorities.