I like how they paid homage to the movies with that reverse flying V.

“None of these approaches resonated with the Samueli’s vision for a classic but sophisticated update with a color scheme that showed competitive toughness and a tie to Orange County

It wasn’t a full retail game so maybe it doesn’t count, but the GCN’s Pac-Man Vs inexplicably had Mario as the game’s announcer.

Who says pointy shoes USED to be a status symbol?

Feminism doesn’t equate to man hating. Some people (on both sides) like to think it does, but, it doesn’t. So you’re not going to be hit over the head with anything that seems preachy or condescending to one gender or the other. Trust me.

Because not everyone shares your tastes?

What a hill to die on.

All I know is, the day I see a coffee place offer a Gigantor sized coffee, I will stop in, get the Gigantor, and give the barista a high five and a nice tip.

True true, on the readability scale it was up there. I just couldn’t resist since you were attacking my beloved. And I hear you on the phone issue. Starbucks over roasts for sure, but I think to your point it’s why I do like Dunks... I like milder coffee. I don’t like hoppy beer, and I don’t like strong, bitter…

He gave me the ol’ “If you’re not a liberal in your 20s you got no heart, if you’re not a conservative by your 40s you got no brains” speech more than once.

Nothing about you matters.

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Sorry, I’m not normally pedantic, but you attack Dunks, you attack my religion.

Look, I get it. The local place down the street with the hipster barista rockin’ the ironic Rollie Fingers mustache serves a great free-trade coffee grown in the northern slopes of Upper Southeast Colombia. But he scowls at me HARD…

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was…

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

Dude, I think you’re missing the spirit of the post. Taking home run balls away from adorable ladies with mitts isn’t really a forum for hot takez, replay truthing, and who-deserved-it-more rankings.

***McMuffin.

The thing about this story that I love is that there are absolutely no winners or sympathetic figures (except the two poor schmucks who lost their jobs and are Public Enemies Nos. 1 & 2 in their homes). Anyway, the rest of them all deserve each other completely and forever. Fuck. Them. All.