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DeSantis is the version of Lex Luthor from the Hostess Fruit Pies ads.

If you don’t got Mojo Nixon then your movie could use some fixin’!

It’s bright, bounces from one nostalgia-soaked moment to the next, and is meticulously designed to be as inoffensive as possible.

Love Blicky

Republican lawmakers give me nightmares, but I’m not torching their offices.

How about a new headline:

Hah! My post was made exclusively using the copied letters from the original post! It’s like greaterdivinity made this very post themselves! I’m unstoppable!”

Seriously, was there even any “Seth Rogen stuff” in there, unless just seeing his name counts as “Seth Rogen stuff” - in which case this article is guilty of so much more stuff than the trailer!

Madonna posted a reel on Instagram, reminding followers that she’s been “degraded by the media since the beginning of my career” and condemned Hollywood’s rampant “ageism and misogyny.”

The joke here is a simple one: Chicago Deep Dish Pizza.

CDPR was like, “Landing strips?!?! Who approved this shit?! It’s scorched earth or NOTHING when it comes to the vulvas in OUR world!” And that’s when they decided to investigate.

Chicago Pizza Casserole should never be considered “pizza”. Hell, it’s not even the most preferred style of pizza IN CHICAGO.

BREAKING NEWS!
It turns out that people like to fuck!

I was coming down here to post the same snippet and make a similar comment.

I love how these “Enlightened Gentlemen” are always so SUPER CONCERNED about depopulation, because - obviously, if women are not giving them the sex THEY TOTALLY DESERVE, then people just aren’t having babies at ALL!

They should go with “The Smiths” and feature their new asshole protagonist, Steven Patrick Morrissey.

Okay.

Well, since you’ve felt the need to respond to me TWICE here - I’ll give you the context wherein the “by” does not actually clarify the title:

Then you would have also seen by the multiple comments about this exact subject that it did not.