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This whole article feels like an assignment to “drive interaction” which will then be measured by responses. So... good luck, I guess? I hope the blonde ding dongs that are driving the former GMG into the earth are paying you well enough to put up with this shit.

Look, William Ray Cyrus may have groomed his current wife when he met her on the set of his daughter’s Disney TV show. That’s gross, and even if it were somehow possible to prove that he did not groom her for his own wishes, the thing that is still undeniably putting me off is:

The horror isn’t about being possessed by demons - the true terror is being raised in a family dumb enough and religiously fervent enough to believe that it’s true and every “bad” thing you do means you need to have a demon exorcised!

IT’S MIDICHLORIANS!

Hey, does anyone else remember when the Reich Wing was all hot and bothered about Sharia Law and how we needed to fight those specific religious extremists?

Cool... breakup misery porn.

That Hawaiian leper colony is so terrifying that the author couldn’t even enter the proper abbreviation for the state (HI), only a nervous laugh (HA)!

BREAKING NEWS: INTERNET FREAKS OUT ABOUT POINTLESS BULLSHIT!

Yes, instead of giving 100,000 people $100,000 each, he had... *checks notes* FEET added to the Miis that no one wants to use, not even the people he is paying to develop them!  GREAT WORK, CAPITALISM!

THANK YOU, I’m glad SOMEONE finally showed up with the science!

My response was going to be more along the lines of, “Game respect game” but the sentiment is the same.

It’s because dogs respond to regular whistles, too.

A high-powered supermodel leaving a man who looked like he had it all? The patriarchy is quaking.

It’s the vulgarization of American history

He’s not downplaying it - he just completely doesn’t understand why anyone might disagree with his OBVIOUSLY SUPER GENIUS THINKING! I mean, come on - the man wrote A BOOK, so therefore, he is always right!

Yes, that is -a- cause.  It’s also not the ONLY cause, which is probably why there isn’t a one-size-fits-all solution.

Well, there’s also varying degrees of “fine.” You may have an inexplicably tight bundle of flexed muscle due to an errant nerve signal, but the muscle tissue itself isn’t damaged - it’s just reacting as though it were. The gist of the article is that no one seems to have a grasp on what the actual impetus of the knot

The article isn’t saying that knots don’t exist, they’re saying they don’t know exactly what causes the specifically located muscle tightening. And not knowing what is causing it makes it harder to resolve the issue, so we’re stuck with, “Well, this tends to help me, maybe it will help you?” workarounds.

It just reeks of them trying to recreate the old AOL portal. Sure, the internet is still the bedrock and responsible for every single thing available inside it, but if you’re using their “portal” then they get to direct you where THEY want you to go, the companies that THEY partner with. Plus, they get to sell you a

Seeing real life companies try to do this shit (and also justify it) is hilarious and sad. I am reminded of the OLDEN TYMES when I had been on using computers and dial-up for years before the movie “Hackers” came out, and everything they said and did was hilariously stupid, but for marginally different reasons than