“See, so when you view it from THAT angle, your honor, he was actually being QUITE a considerate son!”

Look, I’m not here to kink-shame you or anything, and there’s nothing wrong with you spending your off hours perusing the BBW offerings on PornHub - but this aint PornHub.  You need to learn to interact with people in polite society, rather than using the fetish terms that get YOU hard.  I mean, if you keep acting…

Wait - you think your cold, dead husband is still “smoking hot”? I mean... yikes.  You might need to call the coroner, stop commenting on lifehacker.

This is a perfectly cromulent description and use of the device! I will allow your objection to stand!

It’s possible for them to look great together!  But that’s not what we’re discussing!  It is POSSIBLE for someone to do a backflip on ice skates, and we have video proof of it.  But I will advise every single person out there not to just assume that because it CAN be done well, that THEY can do it well.

Sorry, but mixing black and navy blue just looks like you can’t tell the difference between the two. Can it be done? Absolutely! But it takes a more deft fashionable hand than your average, “Meh, close enough.”

I’m looking forward to the images posted online of UK doofuses holding up their homemade signs, “SUPPORT ARE MONARCHS” et al.

It still feels a little awkward that criminal suspects are being taken away by a van full of white teens.

Is that a real town in Sweden? What are their immigration laws like? Sounds amazing!

I think Musk’s biggest complaint about the guys being cowards an jerks is that he did not license his image to be used!

Kinja’s ability to link to other sites is really just trash.  Maybe you should do some research about the paradox of tolerance, or about how tolerance is not a moral precept.

With that, I’m now humbly your punching bag...

“I won’t be able to reveal everything, but what I can say is that really we aren’t trying to make a normal game,” Whiting said.

As infuriating as all these Old dumbfucks are (they will probably ask the CDC to sincerely investigate a vaccine for “cooties” next year) the one that depresses me the most is Yesli Vega.

Man, if there were an actual dog out there pretending to be a Nigerian Prince, I would just say, “Stop pretending - you are a good doggo, people should love you no matter what!”

Hey, you know how all those fucking ammosexuals are always bleating about how we need the 2nd Amendment to stop a government out of control? Maybe it’s time we give them what they want, and we start assassinating these non-democratically elected (gerrymandered district or entirely non-elected branch of government…

Same. Like - I PAID REAL MONEY to install Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on my cell phone - one of my most favorite and replayed games of all time! Yet... whenever I’m on my phone, it’s Klondike solitaire or minesweeper. Anything that requires anything like precision input has to wait until I can pair a…

no need to get all up in arms lol

The new Pac-Man movie will be a mashup of “Trainspotting” and “Leaving Las Vegas” starring Nic Cage as Mr. Wakawakawaka himself. Also, that will be all of his spoken dialog. They will be relying on Mr. Cage’s ability to EMOTE into the wakawakawakas, in order to convey meaning.

Musk won’t pass a CAPTCHA test.