That Hawaiian leper colony is so terrifying that the author couldn’t even enter the proper abbreviation for the state (HI), only a nervous laugh (HA)!

Yes, instead of giving 100,000 people $100,000 each, he had... *checks notes* FEET added to the Miis that no one wants to use, not even the people he is paying to develop them!  GREAT WORK, CAPITALISM!

It’s because dogs respond to regular whistles, too.

A high-powered supermodel leaving a man who looked like he had it all? The patriarchy is quaking.

It’s the vulgarization of American history

He’s not downplaying it - he just completely doesn’t understand why anyone might disagree with his OBVIOUSLY SUPER GENIUS THINKING! I mean, come on - the man wrote A BOOK, so therefore, he is always right!

Yes, that is -a- cause.  It’s also not the ONLY cause, which is probably why there isn’t a one-size-fits-all solution.

Well, there’s also varying degrees of “fine.” You may have an inexplicably tight bundle of flexed muscle due to an errant nerve signal, but the muscle tissue itself isn’t damaged - it’s just reacting as though it were. The gist of the article is that no one seems to have a grasp on what the actual impetus of the knot…

The article isn’t saying that knots don’t exist, they’re saying they don’t know exactly what causes the specifically located muscle tightening. And not knowing what is causing it makes it harder to resolve the issue, so we’re stuck with, “Well, this tends to help me, maybe it will help you?” workarounds.

It just reeks of them trying to recreate the old AOL portal. Sure, the internet is still the bedrock and responsible for every single thing available inside it, but if you’re using their “portal” then they get to direct you where THEY want you to go, the companies that THEY partner with. Plus, they get to sell you a…

Seeing real life companies try to do this shit (and also justify it) is hilarious and sad. I am reminded of the OLDEN TYMES when I had been on using computers and dial-up for years before the movie “Hackers” came out, and everything they said and did was hilariously stupid, but for marginally different reasons than…

“See, so when you view it from THAT angle, your honor, he was actually being QUITE a considerate son!”

Look, I’m not here to kink-shame you or anything, and there’s nothing wrong with you spending your off hours perusing the BBW offerings on PornHub - but this aint PornHub.  You need to learn to interact with people in polite society, rather than using the fetish terms that get YOU hard.  I mean, if you keep acting…

Wait - you think your cold, dead husband is still “smoking hot”? I mean... yikes.  You might need to call the coroner, stop commenting on lifehacker.

This is a perfectly cromulent description and use of the device! I will allow your objection to stand!

It’s possible for them to look great together!  But that’s not what we’re discussing!  It is POSSIBLE for someone to do a backflip on ice skates, and we have video proof of it.  But I will advise every single person out there not to just assume that because it CAN be done well, that THEY can do it well.

Sorry, but mixing black and navy blue just looks like you can’t tell the difference between the two. Can it be done? Absolutely! But it takes a more deft fashionable hand than your average, “Meh, close enough.”

I’m looking forward to the images posted online of UK doofuses holding up their homemade signs, “SUPPORT ARE MONARCHS” et al.

It still feels a little awkward that criminal suspects are being taken away by a van full of white teens.

Is that a real town in Sweden? What are their immigration laws like? Sounds amazing!