I think Musk’s biggest complaint about the guys being cowards an jerks is that he did not license his image to be used!

Kinja’s ability to link to other sites is really just trash.  Maybe you should do some research about the paradox of tolerance, or about how tolerance is not a moral precept.

With that, I’m now humbly your punching bag...

“I won’t be able to reveal everything, but what I can say is that really we aren’t trying to make a normal game,” Whiting said.

As infuriating as all these Old dumbfucks are (they will probably ask the CDC to sincerely investigate a vaccine for “cooties” next year) the one that depresses me the most is Yesli Vega.

Man, if there were an actual dog out there pretending to be a Nigerian Prince, I would just say, “Stop pretending - you are a good doggo, people should love you no matter what!”

Hey, you know how all those fucking ammosexuals are always bleating about how we need the 2nd Amendment to stop a government out of control? Maybe it’s time we give them what they want, and we start assassinating these non-democratically elected (gerrymandered district or entirely non-elected branch of government…

Same. Like - I PAID REAL MONEY to install Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on my cell phone - one of my most favorite and replayed games of all time! Yet... whenever I’m on my phone, it’s Klondike solitaire or minesweeper. Anything that requires anything like precision input has to wait until I can pair a…

no need to get all up in arms lol

The new Pac-Man movie will be a mashup of “Trainspotting” and “Leaving Las Vegas” starring Nic Cage as Mr. Wakawakawaka himself. Also, that will be all of his spoken dialog. They will be relying on Mr. Cage’s ability to EMOTE into the wakawakawakas, in order to convey meaning.

If “weird bummer” is too much detail for you, then maybe the internet is not where you should be spending your time lol

My dream follow up article:

How DARE they broadcast what I said and did on camera!  I’m callin’ my lawyer!

Every single one of these dinks look like they are wax dummy practice attempts stored in a Phoenix warehouse.

Oh, sweet - the browser wars are back!  I sure hope someone resurrects Netscape Navigator’s corpse so I can feel like it’s 1999 all over again!

You can if you want, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you get chlamydia.

...Why did you just repeat yourself?

For me, my Spanish is just terrible, so I can’t sell it. I’m better with Swedish, but my accent there is still pretty shit.

It seems to me that the sentence that any traveler needs to learn in the language of the country they are visiting is, “Excuse me, do you speak English?” And that’s enough effort to get you the courtesy points. You will still run into shop owners in France that will lie and tell you “NON” but the trick there is to ask…

Ferris Buehler was already a “twee comedy” - the recut trailer made it look more like a “twee drama.”