I feel like they wanted to have a unique gimmick - the randomness of dice rolls and whatnot - to replicate some of the feeling of gaming with friends, playing D&D or what have you. But in the execution of the game it does the opposite. Rather than feeling inventive, just just makes the game tedious - like it doesn’t…

Lost in Random is a game that my brain keeps telling me I should love, the writers, the art direction - everything. But I just can’t even really like playing it.  I WANT to love it, but it’s just so goddamned clunky.  It does not work.  It’s also so very one-directional.  Missed something in a world, like, say - a…

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It seems that the hard-G usage hovers around 65% versus just over 25% usage for soft-g, and 10% of the remainder going for either every-letter-pronunciation or something else altogether different. A lot of the variance comes down to geography and local linguistics:

“Like a toddler with noodles for arms”

Ahh, the “living language” argument, coupled with the “everyone I know pronounces it this way, so it is correct” with a light dusting of the “the closest word is ‘gift’ so they must be pronounced the same”! You’re really playing all the greatest hits, man.

You know what IS a valid argument?  The creator telling you how the name is pronounced.  That’s it.  The end.

Sorry, I couldn’t reply to you right away, because I was under water with all my skubba gear.

Go on, say the letter. Say “G” out loud.

Obviously, she should have spent more time shouting at the senators, and cry-talking about how she liked beers and working out with her friend Squee.  I mean - that’s how you get on the Supreme Court, isn’t it?

“Researchers Could Lure Murder Hornets to Their Deaths with Sex”

Tripping over each other to ban them, whilst also driving the value of the company through the roof by buying TONS of their evil, sinful sex product.

Burtalist, you say?

Ubisoft leadership is understandably displeased with these comments being shared with the public.

It doesn’t have to be a launch trailer for there to be any kind of announcement, though.  Updates for big games have been made in the past as “teasers” and whatnot.

Way to bury the lede, here:

They must be getting it from Detective Alonzo Harris, because that shit is DEFINITELY laced with PCP!

I’m a little torn on the cochlear implant takes.

No thanks, I’ll wait for the Ultra S24, where the ENTIRE BACK will just be an array of camera lenses, and every picture you take will use all of them and just use a smart filter to crop out the images covered by your hand holding the phone. I look forward to 264800 GigaPixel images, with higher resolution than…

You have a lot of homicides committed using IEDs?